"So take up knitting." Apparently, Captain Kirk has no room for meddling weirdos making excuses for why they're being meddling weirdos. Imagining him arguing with Q should be pretty hilarious at this stage. (It was.)

Jim looks at her, expression the human embodiment of the lineface emoji.

"He yanked my entire ship and crew centuries into a possible, screwed up future that included the unavoidable eradication of his people, because he'd decided I'd be able to figure out how to fix it. And then erased the memories of the entire, lengthy ordeal from everyone except myself and my first officer."

What a little jerk.

"He said he liked my Enterprise better than 'the beige one', though."