[He pulls back enough to shuffle the cards with some flourish and then deal three face down cards. He pauses for dramatic effect, seeming to wait for an imaginary drum roll or a mystic set of chimes, and then turns over the first card.
The Five of Cups. What a great starter.] There may have been some disappointment or hardship in your past that's been inconvenient or dragged you down... or even a regret that's been weighing on you, but of course that might not be a bad thing. The disturbance could have been necessary or a disastrous change could be beneficial.
[He turns the next card over- the Nine of Swords. These are terrible cards.] But whatever that is, it's weighing on you. It's a vulnerability that could be the thing that wrecks you, if you're not careful. You have to face whatever the problem is, not let it consume you and escalate.
[last card: The Page of Cups. oh god at last a happy card.] But if you work all of that out, there's a chance for a very happy beginning. You just need to work on all of that internalizing you may be dealing with and listen to your intuition and not all the negative bullshit.
[It's an... interesting read, anyway. Cold readings are always so hit or miss, but people always seem to find some truth in there if they want to.]
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[He pulls back enough to shuffle the cards with some flourish and then deal three face down cards. He pauses for dramatic effect, seeming to wait for an imaginary drum roll or a mystic set of chimes, and then turns over the first card.
The Five of Cups. What a great starter.] There may have been some disappointment or hardship in your past that's been inconvenient or dragged you down... or even a regret that's been weighing on you, but of course that might not be a bad thing. The disturbance could have been necessary or a disastrous change could be beneficial.
[He turns the next card over- the Nine of Swords. These are terrible cards.] But whatever that is, it's weighing on you. It's a vulnerability that could be the thing that wrecks you, if you're not careful. You have to face whatever the problem is, not let it consume you and escalate.
[last card: The Page of Cups. oh god at last a happy card.] But if you work all of that out, there's a chance for a very happy beginning. You just need to work on all of that internalizing you may be dealing with and listen to your intuition and not all the negative bullshit.
[It's an... interesting read, anyway. Cold readings are always so hit or miss, but people always seem to find some truth in there if they want to.]