Do you want to experience a prehistoric creature on caffeine and find out for yourself?

[Ianto raises an eyebrow at him in return.]

Mostly I'm just worried that she'll break the machine though. I think I've got the eating part trained into her pretty well by now.

[And then, of course, the questions of his name come up. It is an unusual name, after all. Ianto's rather surprised that Prior is the first person to really stumble or question it. Then again, Prior is an odd enough name in itself.]

Ah, it's. Welsh. [A pointed look.] The Welsh form of John is Ifan. Ianto is -- a pet form of that. [Like Johnny...]