[Ianto scrunches his face up a bit at that. Pookie? Wow, Prior, that was a hop skip and a jump from John.]

No, no Ifan, though don't ask me why. I'm sure my father would have loved to give me a stronger name. Really make me into a man. [His father would have loved him to be a different son entirely some days but you can't always get what you want he supposes.]

So I guess that's me. Pookie Jones...

[Are you ever going to let him live this down? Does this help make up for the fact that he knows that you are dying? God he hopes so.]