R-right. E-eyes closed, face first, can't lose!

[ Or something like that. Maybe his intrepid spirit isn't strong enough for this after all, but he's undeniably curious, at least until- ]

Ugh, I stepped in something! This is a code red, I stepped in something squishy!

[ He bends over, plucking his flashlight off his coat to closer examine whatever it is that's all over the floor. ]

...Actually, you might be on to somethin' with the jell-o worms...