[ Compu-what? Is that what this mirror is? ]

It must be some sort of cursed talisman then. Yes, it is indeed a computer.

[ In other words, the true meaning has just flown several miles above her head, but she does have a half a mind to simply dispose of the mirror before it insults anyone further. ]

If there is no way to remove the curse, then removing it would be the best recourse. Such a shame. It's a pretty mirror.

[ And the only one she's had in a long while. Their barracks back home hadn't been well-equipped with such fineries -not that that ever stopped her from looking presentable. ]