[Henry lights up, his head bobbing up and down as he brings a fist down into the palm of his hand out of realization.]

See, that's your problem! You don't have magic, so you can't use it against your foes to make them explode in guts and glory. If I didn't have my magic, war would be boring to me, too, and that's saying something. If you could cast awesome magic, wouldn't you be less bored?