[He shrugs, probably jostling Theon on his shoulder a bit in the gesture.]
But that still doesn't mean you're out of options. You gotta think of your whole body as like a weapon.
[There's several more strategies he can think of even with the first couple being off the table. But more of a self-defense lesson likely won't make his point any better, honestly. He sighs.]
I told you I wasn't doing it for you, didn't I? You know that annoyed feeling you get when you see someone screwing up on a thing over and over and you're just like, ugh, just let me fucking do it? It was like that.
[He's actually -- quite sincere, as he says this. There's no trace of sarcasm or anything disingenuous.]
Buuuut, you had to go and be a huge pain in the ass about it, sooooo. Now we're gonna play a game. I'm not putting you down until we either make camp for tonight or you manage to push me off. Your back hits the snow and I'll leave you alone to your dreams of becoming a popsicle in peace.
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[He shrugs, probably jostling Theon on his shoulder a bit in the gesture.]
But that still doesn't mean you're out of options. You gotta think of your whole body as like a weapon.
[There's several more strategies he can think of even with the first couple being off the table. But more of a self-defense lesson likely won't make his point any better, honestly. He sighs.]
I told you I wasn't doing it for you, didn't I? You know that annoyed feeling you get when you see someone screwing up on a thing over and over and you're just like, ugh, just let me fucking do it? It was like that.
[He's actually -- quite sincere, as he says this. There's no trace of sarcasm or anything disingenuous.]
Buuuut, you had to go and be a huge pain in the ass about it, sooooo. Now we're gonna play a game. I'm not putting you down until we either make camp for tonight or you manage to push me off. Your back hits the snow and I'll leave you alone to your dreams of becoming a popsicle in peace.
[He smirks unpleasantly.]
If you lose, I'll do it again tomorrow.