I'm not the only shady person around who knows what pickpocketing looks like. I've gotten caught tons of times. As you get older, you're just counting down the days until the next time you get caught.

[Said very authoritatively, as if it's some sort of infallible wisdom and not just some nonsense she just made up.

But then he says something a little stranger.]

Wait, what do you mean? What's wrong? Are you sick?