We had a few in the circus we had to scrap because they didn't fit into the narrative... Also because some people who worship him can be extremely humorless. Let's see...

[He taps his chin thoughtfully with a pointed fingernail.] We had a whole bit once about Bahamut wandering Exandria as an old man with these golden wyrms that he polymorphed into canaries to follow him, and they'd attack anyone who threatened him.

[He can see it now, very clearly- Desmond's face painted in silver, illusory canaries hovering around him while the Breaker played an evil-doer who was assaulted by the canaries much to the delight of the crowd. It never really made it past rehearsal, though.]