"You gonna switch roles and be my nursemaid?"

He turns to lean more heavily against the counter, eyeing Ianto as he feeds himself more chicken.

"I was hoping for at least a uniform to go with that."

You know, for playing nursemaid. Not that John is a particularly good patient, but still -- he can play at it if he's going to have a hot nurse. Especially if it will make Ianto feel calmer.