[Yeah, look at these two flirty assholes being dumb and suggestive with food while... also really liking the food and wanting to eat it.]

And you chose to make garish pastries like a true hero. [Now that he knows the "glass" is just sugar, he decides to just let suck on it a bit- not even to be suggestive so much as to make people cringe and turn away when they see the little shard of glass dangling from the side of his mouth.]

This is not how we do harvest season where I'm from. I feel like there's potential in that- people need something harmless to be frightened of to offset all the truly awful things you should genuinely be frightened of.