You can put a pretty frock on it, but it's still bullshit, Ren. [Molly attempts to bite into the cupcake without licking the frosting off this time, and has regrets. That's a good way to get frosting on your nose if you're not careful. He pauses to lick his upper lip, though some of it still lingers.]

Crass it might be, but I'm comfortable with that. I come from a long line of crass people. It's part of being a carnie. We don't wear masks- we just don't tell the truth. People generally know precisely what they're getting when they come to us and they enjoy every second of it.