[Oh wow. Richard was so used to people not singing with him, that he's only a little astonished that it's happened again. This is wonderful! A real breakthrough! He grins, proud of his two fellow singers. They even have decent voices. I mean, they're no Richard, but they're doing well.

He comes behind Lance, taking him by the shoulders as he steers him towards Magnus.]

♫ Now we're down to Zero, so what's it going to be?
You think it's a jape? Really? Does that sound like me?
I'm Kind Richard, but don't be fooled by my name
I totally duped him, so yeah, I'm the one to blame.

But you're a guard, Lance, so enough with your sass
You have to fight back now or he's going to kick my- ♫

[He is interrupted before he can even say the implied final word there, because that's just how songs work. You always gotta play coy with the network censors.]