A. You Know, There Are Some Religions That Consider Gluttony A Sin - Wyver
[Sanzo had always a bit picky with food, but it never meant that he was against indulging every now and then. But this-- This was something else entirely. Surely if a certain one of his accomplices had been awake for this event they would have considered it absolutely heavenly. But Sanzo, watching all these assholes engorge themselves nonstop on food, frankly felt a little sick.
How was it that people were capable of eating that much?
Of course, walking around the fair judging others for their way of celebrating was bound to come back and bite him in the ass. And so, when a particular stall attempted to grab his attention and he politely turned them down ("Like hell I would make a fucking pig of myself like you assholes are"), tensions rose high. And before he knew it he was surrounded by about five gruff looking men all seeming to be up for a fight.]
What? Just because I ain't planning on making a fatass of myself I went and hurt your feelings? Talk shit if you like but I ain't the one who's going to be stuck in the bathroom all day regretting my life choices later.
[And with that one of the bigger guys moved in, slamming his fist right into Sanzo's jaw. Which of course, caused Sanzo to elbow the guy in the gut as hard as he could in retaliation, causing the guy to lurch out and quickly run off to vomit his meal. The other four only growing all the more aggravated as they took the moment to pile upon him all at once.
The scuffle escalated and grew to a practically unmanageable degree until, finally, a large shot rang out. Sanzo had been aiming his gun at no single person in particular, but instead fired it towards one of the nearby stalls, almost hitting any nearby passerby who happened to be watching along.]
You wanna get on my fucking bad side today!? If you're so damn hungry why don't you eat some fucking lead!?
B. You Start A Brawl In The Middle Of A Festival And You Have To Deal With The Repercussions - Wyver
[Let it be known that Genjo Sanzo was never much of a good sport when it came to losing a fight. Even more so when he happened to be called out for his bad sportsmanship by the city guard and taken off to compensate for his reckless behavior.
And so here he stood, his face as bland and unenthusiastic as ever as he wore a large white chefs hat and apron while he stood behind one of the local food stalls.]
Come one, come all, and enjoy a Wyver favorite. Delicious meat-jelly beloved to the great King Shanrian himself. Imbued with a special home-brewed recipe to give boosted stamina. Just imagine the benefits it could provide.
[He sounds so enthusiastic. No he really doesn't.]
Surely you would love to have this delicious jelly tantalize your taste buds. Oy.
Oy you!
C. Maze of Horrors
[Sanzo had mostly used the excuse of the maze as a way to avoid as many people as he could. Choosing to enter the event by himself, he almost enjoyed the quiet meditation that came with getting lost and finding his way around. The twists and turns that came with wandering through the night with no real goal causing a relaxed sensation. Really he was in absolutely no rush to find the exit, instead seeming to enjoy the cool night air and the sight of the stars above.
In fact, upon hitting a dead end he had found a rather comfortable looking rock. Taking a moment to sit down and pull out his cigarettes and enjoy a smoke, allowing the distant sounds of the festivities lull him into a sense of ease. Until, just ever so slightly, he closed his eyes. Just to relax and savor the moment of course.]
....zzzzzZZZZZZzzzz....
[Surely he'll get back to enjoying the maze soon.... Hopefully... At least he will stir enough to remember that the cigarette was still dangling in his mouth?
Genjo Sanzo | Saiyuki
[Sanzo had always a bit picky with food, but it never meant that he was against indulging every now and then. But this-- This was something else entirely. Surely if a certain one of his accomplices had been awake for this event they would have considered it absolutely heavenly. But Sanzo, watching all these assholes engorge themselves nonstop on food, frankly felt a little sick.
How was it that people were capable of eating that much?
Of course, walking around the fair judging others for their way of celebrating was bound to come back and bite him in the ass. And so, when a particular stall attempted to grab his attention and he politely turned them down ("Like hell I would make a fucking pig of myself like you assholes are"), tensions rose high. And before he knew it he was surrounded by about five gruff looking men all seeming to be up for a fight.]
What? Just because I ain't planning on making a fatass of myself I went and hurt your feelings? Talk shit if you like but I ain't the one who's going to be stuck in the bathroom all day regretting my life choices later.
[And with that one of the bigger guys moved in, slamming his fist right into Sanzo's jaw. Which of course, caused Sanzo to elbow the guy in the gut as hard as he could in retaliation, causing the guy to lurch out and quickly run off to vomit his meal. The other four only growing all the more aggravated as they took the moment to pile upon him all at once.
The scuffle escalated and grew to a practically unmanageable degree until, finally, a large shot rang out. Sanzo had been aiming his gun at no single person in particular, but instead fired it towards one of the nearby stalls, almost hitting any nearby passerby who happened to be watching along.]
You wanna get on my fucking bad side today!? If you're so damn hungry why don't you eat some fucking lead!?
B. You Start A Brawl In The Middle Of A Festival And You Have To Deal With The Repercussions - Wyver
[Let it be known that Genjo Sanzo was never much of a good sport when it came to losing a fight. Even more so when he happened to be called out for his bad sportsmanship by the city guard and taken off to compensate for his reckless behavior.
And so here he stood, his face as bland and unenthusiastic as ever as he wore a large white chefs hat and apron while he stood behind one of the local food stalls.]
Come one, come all, and enjoy a Wyver favorite. Delicious meat-jelly beloved to the great King Shanrian himself. Imbued with a special home-brewed recipe to give boosted stamina. Just imagine the benefits it could provide.
[He sounds so enthusiastic.
No he really doesn't.]Surely you would love to have this delicious jelly tantalize your taste buds. Oy.
Oy you!
C. Maze of Horrors
[Sanzo had mostly used the excuse of the maze as a way to avoid as many people as he could. Choosing to enter the event by himself, he almost enjoyed the quiet meditation that came with getting lost and finding his way around. The twists and turns that came with wandering through the night with no real goal causing a relaxed sensation. Really he was in absolutely no rush to find the exit, instead seeming to enjoy the cool night air and the sight of the stars above.
In fact, upon hitting a dead end he had found a rather comfortable looking rock. Taking a moment to sit down and pull out his cigarettes and enjoy a smoke, allowing the distant sounds of the festivities lull him into a sense of ease. Until, just ever so slightly, he closed his eyes. Just to relax and savor the moment of course.]
....zzzzzZZZZZZzzzz....
[Surely he'll get back to enjoying the maze soon.... Hopefully... At least he will stir enough to remember that the cigarette was still dangling in his mouth?
Maybe?]