Mmhmm. Not quite what I expect out of a deity considering he's around, which is not common where we're from and a little iffy, if I'm honest, but she has all the powers of a cleric, so it's not all weird and bullshit.
[He'll refrain from saying what he thinks it is, because that's not anyone's business and also no one asked.] And we have Fjord.... And I don't know if you've ever met a half-orc before, but strictly speaking they aren't supposed to be that handsome or charming. He's an idiot, which seems standard, but unfairly pretty. He used to be a sailor, and now he's got a bit of magic that he can be a right dick with.
[They're even for the Blink spell, but all it's gonna take is one more use of it and Molly's gonna kick him down some stairs. Bastard.]
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[He'll refrain from saying what he thinks it is, because that's not anyone's business and also no one asked.] And we have Fjord.... And I don't know if you've ever met a half-orc before, but strictly speaking they aren't supposed to be that handsome or charming. He's an idiot, which seems standard, but unfairly pretty. He used to be a sailor, and now he's got a bit of magic that he can be a right dick with.
[They're even for the Blink spell, but all it's gonna take is one more use of it and Molly's gonna kick him down some stairs. Bastard.]