[ Oh, Spider-Man can take a hint. He rolls his eyes under his mask but raises his hands. ]

All right, all right - so the feel-good stuff isn't for everyone. Lets just figure this out for whatever our reasons are in one non-frost-bitey piece.

[ He could go on; he's been known to ramble every now and then, but the sudden movement and a talking raccoon pressed up against his legs has him tensing too.

Keeping his voice low, he responds: ]

Well, that's never good.

[ Suddenly his spider-sense is on alert, a sharp and quick tingle at the base of his neck. ]

There - to our left. Something's keeping a close eye on us.