[ It's not her best story, but it's the first one that jumps to her on the spot. It's not exactly the time to be picky. At least until they can make it out of here. ]
So, the girls are all walking through this weird castle, and then suddenly — bam! A mummy shows up out of nowhere and attacks Kathy! Straight to the ground! [ She may be using exaggerated hand gestures at this point. Probably shouldn't be screaming in the forest that's currently probably trying to lure them to death. ] But Kate — I mean, Kathy's no amateur. That mummy is a-moaning and a-biting, but what does she do? She punches that mummy right in the mouth, fist cracking right through the spinal cord. Crack! Bones go snap. One of the girls thinks it's a good idea to try setting that mummy on fire. You know, burn it crisp. But what do we, they, get instead? Flaming mummy chasing them down creepy corridors. [ Such happy times, really. ] Participation time! How would you deal with a flaming mummy?
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So, the girls are all walking through this weird castle, and then suddenly — bam! A mummy shows up out of nowhere and attacks Kathy! Straight to the ground! [ She may be using exaggerated hand gestures at this point. Probably shouldn't be screaming in the forest that's currently probably trying to lure them to death. ] But Kate — I mean, Kathy's no amateur. That mummy is a-moaning and a-biting, but what does she do? She punches that mummy right in the mouth, fist cracking right through the spinal cord. Crack! Bones go snap. One of the girls thinks it's a good idea to try setting that mummy on fire. You know, burn it crisp. But what do we, they, get instead? Flaming mummy chasing them down creepy corridors. [ Such happy times, really. ] Participation time! How would you deal with a flaming mummy?