Tch'. I could care less about how you're getting you're kicks. I'm just here to get what I want and then continue on with my night. So please, continue with your sarcastic cerebral bullshit if you wish.

[Knowing he got the waitresses attention he plopped back down in his seat with a huff. Folding his hands into his sleeves as he resigned himself to his fate for at least the next couple of minutes.]

I can handle teasing from someone I trust perhaps-- [No. Not really.] but I am not going to tolerate it from some pretentious brat who seems to get joy purely from making others around him miserable.

Although I am amused that that now seems to be your intention. Your hypocrisy knows no bounds.