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hi asshole
I'm sorry for you, then, if the girls in your own land are so ugly when they hit puberty.
[Okay, he's a handsome man. With a crooked nose and a streak of white at one temple that looks like it's been half plucked and growing back in.]
I'm sure you won't be offended when I say that if I'm what you're looking for in a lady, your luck is long gone, my friend.