Dear heavens, if I didn't know where to get a whiskey yet, then I'd have to relinquish my title of failure, drunken disgrace, and embarrassment to our ancient line. [ He recites off those titles easily, even cheerily. ] But pray tell, what are your tastes? Because I can find you something smoky, rich, and expensive, or I can find you something acrid, cheap, and surpassingly intoxicating. My preferences generally run to the latter, but I'm willing to endure some quality if for some odd reason you like the former.
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Dear heavens, if I didn't know where to get a whiskey yet, then I'd have to relinquish my title of failure, drunken disgrace, and embarrassment to our ancient line. [ He recites off those titles easily, even cheerily. ] But pray tell, what are your tastes? Because I can find you something smoky, rich, and expensive, or I can find you something acrid, cheap, and surpassingly intoxicating. My preferences generally run to the latter, but I'm willing to endure some quality if for some odd reason you like the former.