[ this guy is really one of those people who's low-key annoying in a way you can't put your foot on and therefore can't call him on it for lack of empirical proof, but you feel it in your heart. ]

I'm not overly fond of watermelon, nor am I hungry, and on the point of strangers, you're quite right.

[ never accept suspicious watermelons from hobos ]

Why in the world are you carrying it around to begin with, if you do not want it?