[Some people might like privacy, Prior's quite delighted to have someone to share his pretty, terrifying discovery with. He holds it up like a trophy.]

I believe this may be what we call a massive fucking dildo, to use the latin name. Good god, it's not even flexible.

[He trails a finger up the side, all cold unrelenting glass, and turns to see who's looking over his shoulder, pleased when he recognises the face from that brief encounter on the beach.]

Willem, right? You must have heard of these, I'm pretty sure archeologists have found records of them from before the dawn of time. But what's a nice boy like you doing in this den of iniquity?