[Hmm, well. Clearly there are some discrepancies, here. Prior beckons Merlin to keep walking, falling into step with his longer legs. His own seems to bother him less with the distraction.]

Now, this is testing my loyalty to anything Disney but lacking princesses, but in my version of events, Arthur was a child everyone called Wart. He doesn't become King until he pulls a sword out of a stone. And there's a whole thing where he's an ant, and a fish, and something with a mad witch I can hardly recall.

[He shrugs.]

Chinese whispers, I guess. Your story's had a long season of being passed around. My ex boyfriend happened to be a carbuncle, though, so I can sympathise.