Perhaps not. But if we're going to play that game, I don't need to let you in.

[All that product you have in your hair hurts his sensitive doggy nose, and you have to be the most annoying person he's encountered here, besides. Still--]

So why don't you tell me anyway, and then I'll consider granting you access.

[His smile stretches wider, all teeth. Do you really want to be in here alone with him whilst you wait for Edward...]