I'm surprised you're sitting down.

[ evidently she doesn't need much encouragement to turn the tables on him. he'd offered to stay with her, regardless, and she isn't interpreting that as anything other than the truth — even if how much he wants to genuinely stay might be diminished by stretching her legs out across his lap. ]

Contrary to popular belief, I have other hobbies that don't always include running around and sneaking into places where I don't belong.