Uh, no. I think he might literally try to murder me if I try.

[ that's a gross exaggeration, judging by the laughter in her voice, but alec has never been known for his sense of humor. ever. ]

He's just... Alec. We didn't get off on the best foot, and we don't exactly see eye to eye on everything. Besides, he's the definition of grumpy. His face moves even less than yours does.

[ as though that's an accomplishment of some sort. teasing begets teasing; bellamy deserves some ribbing in return. ]