[ quietly slips paycheck into my limited edition cup noodles wallet ]

It can be. I mean - don't try to eat them and walk at the same time! Not that I would, uh, know that from experience.

[ ...He heard it from a friend. ]

Anyway, I haven't found them around town yet, buuut there're some pretty similar noodle cups. They're not as good as the real deal, though. Maybe the Natha will give me some...

[ Yes...this is truly important enough that he should ask them for some true, on-brand Cup Noodles. ]