[Maker help you all, he actually looks a bit disappointed. Like, on the one hand, he knew this was just some ridiculous bullshit, but a tiny, tiny part of him hoped.
No, not that part. ...Well, okay, maybe that part.
Anyway, he holds up a bottle as he turns to the kitchen.]
A man has to have some hope. But fear not! I come bearing good news: I found wine.
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[Maker help you all, he actually looks a bit disappointed. Like, on the one hand, he knew this was just some ridiculous bullshit, but a tiny, tiny part of him hoped.
No, not that part. ...Well, okay, maybe that part.
Anyway, he holds up a bottle as he turns to the kitchen.]
A man has to have some hope. But fear not! I come bearing good news: I found wine.