[ ironically, siegfried can probably do all those other things.

but he can't dance. you've got that one up on him, jj. ]

Is it? I must admit, people do look like they're enjoying themselves while dancing. But...

[ perhaps it's because he doesn't know how, but being on the dance floor is just a source of stress for him. he's fine enough at accompanying someone else, but taking the lead or anything like that is a bit much for him. ]

It sounds like I'll be a criminal in the eyes of those ladies, at least.

[ and with a smirk, he'll just leave it at that. complicated means complicated, jj. ]