What's this about jokes? The serpent is the most phallic of creatures, and you're deluding yourself if you think otherwise. I'm deadly serious about that.

[ Byerly lifts his finger to sketch out a snake-or-maybe-a-penis, then fishes the bottle from Dorian's grip to take a swig from it. He winks, though, as he does so. Speaking of keeping it light. ]

And I look fantastic in maroon.