[Don't think Zer0 doesn't notice that he's the only one with a reserved seat RHYS. He'll just. Humor the dork and sit next to him and introduce himself to everyone else. Sup kids]
My name is Zer0. / I'm relatively new here, / Pleasure to meet you.
[But you want to hear more about who he's playing RIGHT. It's too much for a haiku so. We're just gonna skip the haiku shit.]
I'll be playing a disturbingly hairy and muscular dwarf. His name is Santiago, and he specializes in ranged combat with dual wielded, rapid fire crossbows. Don't ask how those work. It's magic. Due to the way that he chooses to utilize his weaponry, he is most effective at short and mid range, absolutely useless at long range, and has a tendency to trundle boldly onto the battle field whilst yelling obscenities and flipping the bird.
I've put most of his points into strength and dexterity, but nothing into charisma. What he lacks in charisma, he makes up for in flatulence.
come at me everyone
My name is Zer0. / I'm relatively new here, / Pleasure to meet you.
[But you want to hear more about who he's playing RIGHT. It's too much for a haiku so. We're just gonna skip the haiku shit.]
I'll be playing a disturbingly hairy and muscular dwarf. His name is Santiago, and he specializes in ranged combat with dual wielded, rapid fire crossbows. Don't ask how those work. It's magic. Due to the way that he chooses to utilize his weaponry, he is most effective at short and mid range, absolutely useless at long range, and has a tendency to trundle boldly onto the battle field whilst yelling obscenities and flipping the bird.
I've put most of his points into strength and dexterity, but nothing into charisma. What he lacks in charisma, he makes up for in flatulence.
[This is absolutely based on an actual person.]