[open] A D&D Extravaganza!

[rhygret]

Who: Rhys (rhygret) & everyone!
What: Bunkers & Badasses aka D&D!
When: Oct 7th
Where: A DARK AND MYSTERIOUS TAVERN aka it's an often-empty drink hall somewhere in town.
Warning(s): role-playing with elves on top of tables it's a gen log I swear


Welcome to Bunkers & Badasses!
This post will be broken up into 3 sections so that it's not just one giant wall of text with gifs:

The Meet & Greet will be for all your general mingling, arrivals, drinking, trolling, and B&B character introductions.

The Hook will be Rhys's start to the adventure where your characters begin playing as their characters and yes, it's as nerdy as it sounds. Goof off as much as you want here!

The Adventure will be the meat of the campaign where...basically anything you want happens! Combat, seduction, critical fails...all from the safety of your nerd dungeon. Want to fight a dragon? A band of orcs? SENTIENT ROCKS? This is where you want to be.

Wildcard: That said, you don't need to just use these prompts! You are free to make your own headers and starters at any time with stuff that may or may not be related to any of the above. You also don't need to reply to any of the above as a direct response; you can use them to launch your own prompts in those sections if you'd like!

Again, knowledge of how to play D&D isn't necessary. This is for fun and very bare-bones, so most of what Rhys will be doing is telling you how the environment/NPCs/monsters react to what your guys' character do! And also what they do themselves ICly...OOCly god that's going to get confusing. Basically just HAVE FUN, fake your rolls, cheat, threadhop, create your own starters, go wild! There is no established tagging order and I'll have Rhys drop into threads as necessary.

This post is open to anyone and everyone and you don't need to have responded to his IC post in order to play. Just tag in and have fun! The original OOC post can be found here!

As a note my timezone is JST and it's a little wonky, so feel free to just boomerang away and I'll do my very best to keep up! I'm posting this a bit early but I'll be around after a quick trip to the vet.

Comments

[zephrah]

Sen, I just want you to know, this spell never works this good when I try to use it in real life.

[ Let's all just. Observe the ridiculousness of that statement for a minute.


Okay, moving on. Keyleth clears her throat and puts on her gruff Jennifer voice again.]

"A-HEM-HEM. So, like, are there any other servants of Master Assqueef who, like, maybe didn't get the memo about us friends of his coming around to pay a visit and who might try to kill us? Like you did before, uh...you remember better?"

ASSQEEF

[rhygret]

[ No seriously. Assqueef, oh my god. Rhys actually snorts and looks at Keyleth in delighted surprise and decides right then and there: this is the woman he would marry if he were cooler, and she actually interested. She is perfection incarnate. ]

H-haha! Haa, ahem.

"Oh, yes. We have amassed quite the gather to be rid of you and your band of adventurers. Master Assquez had m-made it clear no one is to disturb the ritual."

[heraldsdawn]

Really? Because normally when this kind of blood magic is used it mostly, always works but it always leads to something more disastrous. Demons, temples exploding.

[ Because this definitely seems like blood magic. Not that he's going to complain right now since this is fictional blood magic. Not real blood magic. Sorry Kiki did he just bring on a mood killer?

He gives a look to Rhys through the screen that almost seems to read the other's mind on his thoughts.

Rhys definitely had a weird thing about elves.

Wait ritual? ]

"What do you mean ritual? What exactly does it entail?"