[The only excuse Sid has for this one is that it sounded easy, and it wasn't a job that involved killing things when his body is still recovering from his earlier fuck-up.
The problem is, it's not as easy as he thought. It's arguably even worse than handling real toddlers.
At the moment, he's attempting to grind up meat in order to feed to the smaller ones, a task made invariably more difficult by the fact that they keep trying to climb up his pants like kittens, and some of the older ones that know how to fly are trying to steal more than their share.
It doesn't help that he's got an apron on, too. And no armor.]
Knock that off! Give me a damn second!
[Swatting at one reveals he's got baby dragons clinging to his arms and digging into his skin with needle-sharp claws. A second one that gets too close, he attempts to pry off -- gently.]
You act like you've never been fed in your life...
[Anyone who enters will probably notice every dragon in the room has opted to swarm him in this way. Help is most likely (grudgingly) appreciated.]
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[The only excuse Sid has for this one is that it sounded easy, and it wasn't a job that involved killing things when his body is still recovering from his earlier fuck-up.
The problem is, it's not as easy as he thought. It's arguably even worse than handling real toddlers.
At the moment, he's attempting to grind up meat in order to feed to the smaller ones, a task made invariably more difficult by the fact that they keep trying to climb up his pants like kittens, and some of the older ones that know how to fly are trying to steal more than their share.
It doesn't help that he's got an apron on, too. And no armor.]
Knock that off! Give me a damn second!
[Swatting at one reveals he's got baby dragons clinging to his arms and digging into his skin with needle-sharp claws. A second one that gets too close, he attempts to pry off -- gently.]
You act like you've never been fed in your life...
[Anyone who enters will probably notice every dragon in the room has opted to swarm him in this way. Help is most likely (grudgingly) appreciated.]