[ JJ jerks awake when he hears Clair yell, his eyes only half open when he spots the fire and his mind immediately jumps into panic mode.
First of all, he jerks so hard that he falls backwards in the chair. ]
Ohhh, my God! Stop— [ REMEMBER SMOKY THE BEAR ] STOP—
[ But Clair's from a weird, backwards world. There's no way she knows what to do. She probably thinks some magical pixie is going to appear out of no where and put the fire out.
THERE IS NO PIXIE
So he just scrambles to his feet and fucking tackles her to the ground. ]
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First of all, he jerks so hard that he falls backwards in the chair. ]
Ohhh, my God! Stop— [ REMEMBER SMOKY THE BEAR ] STOP—
[ But Clair's from a weird, backwards world. There's no way she knows what to do. She probably thinks some magical pixie is going to appear out of no where and put the fire out.
THERE IS NO PIXIE
So he just scrambles to his feet and fucking tackles her to the ground. ]
STOP DROP AND ROLL CLAIR.