[BLESSED FREEDOM-- and likewise, his own voice is a bit flat. But also distinctly mortified -- sounding somewhere between very tired and a little frightened.]
Do you have any idea how horrifying it was waking up to that?
You know you're free to let your boyfriend stay over as much as you'd like. But if you're going to consummate your relationship in the same bed we both share, you could at least make sure I'm nowhere within a 500 foot radius so I don't have to hear it.
[...this is a weird conversation. Somehow the fact that it's a conversation with a dog is the most normal part of it all.]
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it was waking up to that?
You know you're free to let your boyfriend stay over as much as you'd like. But if you're going to consummate your relationship in the same bed we both share, you could at least make sure I'm nowhere within a 500 foot radius so I don't have to hear it.
[...this is a weird conversation. Somehow the fact that it's a conversation with a dog is the most normal part of it all.]