"You're a nice guy who does nice things for assholes. As an asshole, I call everyone an asshole. And you have an unfortunate habit of saying things that..."

That what? Make her think of things she shouldn't? Well, yeah, but that wasn't his fault. It was hers. Clearly she needed to just go and find someone to bump uglies with if she was having this much of a problem just having a conversation with him. "Never mind."