[ Good question. She squints at it again, eyeballing her (now magnificent and luxurious) beard in the mirror. ]

We're looking for the Mirror of Old, and old people usually have beards, right?

[ So what if it doesn't quite match the description given, surely someone will have old memories sparked back to life if they stare into the mirror long enough. There's only so much shopping a person can take, after all. ]

Even if it isn't, we could probably still get some money off this thing. There has to be a market for men who wish they could grow beards somewhere.