No, no, no-- These charming and kind young men do not need a demonstration of your mediocre charms! Have you forgotten what a disaster the last time you tried such a display, or are you going senile as well?!

[Dorian laughs anxiously in the guards' direction, but narrows his eyes at Merlin. He glances between him and the door to the guardhouse. Surely he wouldn't actually do something, but if he has to go tackle an old man...]

If you don't come down right now, I'll just have to let them take you in! What will nana think of you then?!