[Luckily, this feud is distracting the guard from how they're going to have to explain it later. At this rate, the story might be too ridiculous for their superior to believe. An old man? His caretaker? All this? They're either going to be dismissed as bullshit or infamous.]
Fine! [He huffs, furiously going back to actually writing this apparent apology. It takes him some time, but he rips out the page and hands it for the guard to deliver. Once it actually reaches him, somehow, it reads as follows:
I, Dorian Pavus, sincerely apologize for pointing out that Dragoon the Great still has a terrible sense of style and manners. I hereby state that I will not make fun of his dress and lacking magical ability ever again if he will get off the guardstower and please give me some peace of mind. Unless he wants to go to prison. He can always go to prison.
It's followed by a very poor image of a stick figure with a beard behind prison bars, and it features a Dorian stick figure outside it with a smiley face.]
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Fine! [He huffs, furiously going back to actually writing this apparent apology. It takes him some time, but he rips out the page and hands it for the guard to deliver. Once it actually reaches him, somehow, it reads as follows:
I, Dorian Pavus, sincerely apologize for pointing out that Dragoon the Great still has a terrible sense of style and manners. I hereby state that I will not make fun of his dress and lacking magical ability ever again if he will get off the guardstower and please give me some peace of mind. Unless he wants to go to prison. He can always go to prison.
It's followed by a very poor image of a stick figure with a beard behind prison bars, and it features a Dorian stick figure outside it with a smiley face.]