[Funny that he should protest so much. As far as the teens are concerned (and Richie himself, incredulous though he is) he's a downright riot. The pack of youths all rip off laughing. A few clamor for more, gifted with silly words as the drunken bastard is. Richie snorts and pulls one back by the shoulder.]
Go on, buzz off. Come back around when you're old enough to finish second between the sheets.
[The boy blanches and his friends riot, laughing and pointing. "It's true, it's true!" they insist as they lead their red-cheeked pal away. They seem apt to move shenanigans to a different bar instead, but at least they'll leave this addled sucker be. Richie shoots him a long glance and delicately moves the nearest pint out of reach. The kids left behind half their drinks. All but two are near polished off.]
Did you have a fun night out? [Looks rather like the opposite. Especially since he was sitting lonesome. Any company he'd had seems to have long since taken a powder.] Might want to hit the john before you go home, you got a little... [Richie scratches at his own cheek in demonstration.]
nvmd this old timey manchild is too shameful, i rescind this thread
Go on, buzz off. Come back around when you're old enough to finish second between the sheets.
[The boy blanches and his friends riot, laughing and pointing. "It's true, it's true!" they insist as they lead their red-cheeked pal away. They seem apt to move shenanigans to a different bar instead, but at least they'll leave this addled sucker be. Richie shoots him a long glance and delicately moves the nearest pint out of reach. The kids left behind half their drinks. All but two are near polished off.]
Did you have a fun night out? [Looks rather like the opposite. Especially since he was sitting lonesome. Any company he'd had seems to have long since taken a powder.] Might want to hit the john before you go home, you got a little... [Richie scratches at his own cheek in demonstration.]