Oh, I'm sure you would, mister. My help is better than gold.

[ Very good at dodging. And quite rude, too. It's amazing how much you can get accomplished by just trampling on social niceties (when you are someone who was born into immense privilege). ]

But good heavens - a lawyer. No wonder people are booing you. Say, what's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

[ It's always helpful to spark laughter. No one can be angry when they're really laughing. And even though the crowd's anger isn't at mob level yet - or even sub-mob level - By is exquisitely cognizant of how uncontrollably fury scorches the earth once it's been sparked.

Also, mocking lawyers is fun. ]