[ he can't believe someone just made that joke.

it takes him a solid thirty-seconds to recover, his face a blank, unreadable expression. there's intense disdain bubbling under the surface, but the weak smile that appears on his face says otherwise. slowly, he lifts his gaze from the feathered friend over to the stranger. ]

I can't imagine it'll be too earth-shattering.

[ what a joke! either way, he tilts his head to the side, gaze flicking down to the rabbit. huh. ]

... I suppose I'm not the only one that's been caught up in strange requests today.