It sounded good for the first few seconds I saw a camera?

[ A professional one at that. She's going to just awkwardly rub the back of her head, wincing at how quick she exploded. ]

Look, sorry — I just reaaaaallly want things to be normal again and spraying this stuff for animals so they can get freaky totally isn't normal! How long have you been a photographer, then? If I can't coerce you into being a business partner, anyways...