[ truly, hunk would be so proud of lance in this moment... but at least said mortal peril is at least two blocks away from them at this point, so they can probably slow down their running.

or. aggressive waddling. these shark costumes aren't exactly made for mobility. ]

Well, I mean technically they're not humans, so maybe they're aliens that just eat other aliens? Isn't that just like humans eating animals? Or is it different because we have a conscience... [ HIS BRAIN HURTS. ] What if they thought we were real sharks?!