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ʙʀᴜᴄᴇ "ᴅɪᴀɴᴀ ᴘʟs" ᴡᴀʏɴᴇ ([personal profile] beknight) wrote in [community profile] nysalogs2018-04-03 01:45 pm

april catch-all.

Who: bruce wayne ([personal profile] beknight) & various others.
What: shenanigans for april
When: throughout april
Where: everywhere
Warning(s): none yet, will add if needed.
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[personal profile] willrevile 2018-04-04 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ They're both lucky, that Jim's as quick as he is - because after the kidnapping spree, he doesn't move for his phaser (always on stun), but for a fucking knife. But he recognizes the broad shoulders and surprisingly graceful movements of his intruder, and his spring to action stalls before it really gets going. ]

No it isn't.

[ It's a nothing place, barely qualifying as an apartment and looking almost as if it has no inhabitant. There's a cramped kitchenette and an empty space in which a table and a bed are crammed; nothing in the way of personal affects or touches, plain and empty except for whatever's in the fridge and a box of pieces he was tinkering with on the table, put away for now.

Jim gets up, turns a light on (a shitty, single overhead magic gas lamp contraption, thanks Wyver), and looks Alan over. Whether he likes it or not. ]
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[personal profile] willrevile 2018-04-04 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ Don't you give him that look, Jim's sensible enough to seek appropriate medical attention when necessary, unlike present company.

Hmmph. Jim steps away, nodding over to - a chair, or his spartan bed, you pick. ]
Sit.

[ Out of a cupboard over the steampunk fridge comes a thin pack, a little worn; it's easy to conceal beneath his clothes on his back of his chest like this, which he's done with some regularity. He flops it onto the table and then moves to the sink to wash his hands. ]
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[personal profile] willrevile 2018-04-09 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I know. [ This much is obvious: Alan Foster (If That Is Your Real Name) is a uniquely capable individual. Jim doesn't doubt he can patch himself up, but since he decided to crash Jim's pad to do it in, he gets to endure a little attention over it.

Besides, things are always a little sturdier when they aren't done upside down.

No line or suggestive eyebrows about the older man being in his bed; he's shot Jim down a couple times so far, and while he wasn't overly serious about the kneejerk flirtations, no still means no. He pulls a chair up beside so he can see what he's doing. ]


You expose it to anything weird?
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[personal profile] willrevile 2018-04-10 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Made with sterile blades, huh? [ Not actually giving him shit, there's a kind of humor in the casual question. That's not him asking, really, it's Bones, though the doctor would be spitting acid. Jim, personally, understands.

Anyway, thanks for getting tagged in such an intimate part of your body, birdman. Jim peels back the shredded opening in his trousers, has to cut away a little more to get a clear enough space to clean the gash. The items in his medkit aren't the same ones from the survival kit handed out at the station - home-made packets of this and that, cobbled together with items from Thesa and his own knowledge of chemistry.

He's not a professional, but he's serviceable medic. Steady, though not legendary, hands. ]
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[personal profile] willrevile 2018-04-10 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
You want stitches?

[ Jim glances up, eyebrows knitted together slightly. ] I have one, yeah.

[ That he hadn't planned on using. He flops the medkit on the older man's stomach. Enjoy. Meanwhile he's going to use tape to hold a portion of the gash on his leg together and apply ... something. It'll probably feel like skin glue, move like skin glue, but it's somewhat miraculously holding a lot better as it dries. Not as efficient or effective as a regen, but better than stitches. ]
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[personal profile] willrevile 2018-04-10 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
A protein-modified octyl cyanoacrylate, [ Jim says, testing to make sure the first portion has set before moving on to a lower part. The smell will probably be hitting Alan any second now, an unpleasant burning plastic undercut with something a little like ginger. ] In this instance it's a polymerizing bacteriostat. And I definitely overcooked it... [ he pokes the warped edge of the first stripe, gently, with a pinkie finger, watching it turn a little orange. ] Usually it's superheated briefly with actual medical equipment but I just used a phaser and.. [ mumble. ]

It's fine, though. I've used it and I'm allergic to like, half the binders in medication that exist, and it was alright.
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[personal profile] willrevile 2018-04-11 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
No. Should I?

[ There's still some blood oozing where it's not patched up yet, so Jim's careful, making sure it's as clean as he can get it before spreading the gloop on. ]

This is just chemistry, [ Jim says absently. It's not actual medical care, it's a bandage. ] But at least if you pull it, you won't also rip open perforated edges on your skin.

[ If Alan is starting to think that humanity eventually decided stitches are super unsafe and unhygienic, he'd be correct. ]
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[personal profile] willrevile 2018-04-11 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, just give me his contact info. [ Slightly wry, because it is just chemistry-- chemistry that he's considered sharing with natives, honestly, but he's not sure how Violating The Prime Directive that would be, or how badly mis-managed attempts might go. He's willing to play medical meth lab with himself, but other people? MMm. ]

Alright, tiger. [ It should sound flirtatious; it doesn't. ] Sit still for a few minutes to let it cure. Shouldn't take so long on any smaller ones.
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[personal profile] willrevile 2018-04-11 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Alright.

[ You weirdo is silently implied.

And so, Jim is just ... going to clean up, now, because it's not like tall dark and spooky came to socialize. (It's also not like Jim doesn't still think he's pretty cute FOR THE RECORD he's just not that kind of guy when someone is radiating Fuck Off. This is only slightly a mixed signal, for how much Jim recognizes competency.) ]