april catch-all.
Who: bruce wayne (
beknight) & various others.
What: shenanigans for april
When: throughout april
Where: everywhere
Warning(s): none yet, will add if needed.
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What: shenanigans for april
When: throughout april
Where: everywhere
Warning(s): none yet, will add if needed.
JIM KIRK;
[ Well he's about to find out what Jim Kirk keeps in his first aid kit. He lets himself in silently, gets to work as quietly as possible, sparing only a glance for when the occupant comes up and opens his mouth presumably to say what the hell. ]
[ Blandly, ]
Nice place.
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No it isn't.
[ It's a nothing place, barely qualifying as an apartment and looking almost as if it has no inhabitant. There's a cramped kitchenette and an empty space in which a table and a bed are crammed; nothing in the way of personal affects or touches, plain and empty except for whatever's in the fridge and a box of pieces he was tinkering with on the table, put away for now.
Jim gets up, turns a light on (a shitty, single overhead magic gas lamp contraption, thanks Wyver), and looks Alan over. Whether he likes it or not. ]
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No, it isn't.
[ After a moment, when his eyes have had time to take in every detail. His own room is equally unimpressive, every possession of real value squirrelled away in a secure location, outside the city. It should track as unusual — a person of Jim's outward demeanour having this in quarters he's spent weeks in, but this isn't the first time Bruce has seen a seemingly open window that leads into a blizzard. He put a lot of effort back in the day looking as shallow as a puddle. Make the outline convincing enough, and people will assume what they want, never seeing the deep, cold places that exist otherwise. ]
[ No comment. Just a flick of recognition. ]
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Hmmph. Jim steps away, nodding over to - a chair, or his spartan bed, you pick. ] Sit.
[ Out of a cupboard over the steampunk fridge comes a thin pack, a little worn; it's easy to conceal beneath his clothes on his back of his chest like this, which he's done with some regularity. He flops it onto the table and then moves to the sink to wash his hands. ]
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I can manage.
[ He's never seemed like a guy looking for an out, but Bruce offers it anyway. ]
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Besides, things are always a little sturdier when they aren't done upside down.
No line or suggestive eyebrows about the older man being in his bed; he's shot Jim down a couple times so far, and while he wasn't overly serious about the kneejerk flirtations, no still means no. He pulls a chair up beside so he can see what he's doing. ]
You expose it to anything weird?
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No, they're just lacerations.
[ Just lacerations. Like just a broken spine too, the only thing to do with constant pain is to be cavalier about it. ]
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Anyway, thanks for getting tagged in such an intimate part of your body, birdman. Jim peels back the shredded opening in his trousers, has to cut away a little more to get a clear enough space to clean the gash. The items in his medkit aren't the same ones from the survival kit handed out at the station - home-made packets of this and that, cobbled together with items from Thesa and his own knowledge of chemistry.
He's not a professional, but he's serviceable medic. Steady, though not legendary, hands. ]
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[ Alfred would have a few choice words. It helps to feel them. ]
[ Anyway. Bruce tears off part of the sleeve, looking curiously at a small cut that looks like a simple graze, but it's genuinely almost healed. ]
Do you have another needle?
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[ Jim glances up, eyebrows knitted together slightly. ] I have one, yeah.
[ That he hadn't planned on using. He flops the medkit on the older man's stomach. Enjoy. Meanwhile he's going to use tape to hold a portion of the gash on his leg together and apply ... something. It'll probably feel like skin glue, move like skin glue, but it's somewhat miraculously holding a lot better as it dries. Not as efficient or effective as a regen, but better than stitches. ]
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[ New sensation. Boyish wonder is well beyond him in a world that no longer held much wonder, but intense curiosity leads to the look, the silence as he watches the skin glue. Softer, ]
— better idea.
[ His hand had reached for the needle, trusting what was familiar, but it hasn't done more than that. Jesus, Jim must think this is the Stone Ages, if he's got this on his hands. ]
What's that?
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It's fine, though. I've used it and I'm allergic to like, half the binders in medication that exist, and it was alright.
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You don't happen to know a John Watson, over at the Sanctuary?
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[ There's still some blood oozing where it's not patched up yet, so Jim's careful, making sure it's as clean as he can get it before spreading the gloop on. ]
This is just chemistry, [ Jim says absently. It's not actual medical care, it's a bandage. ] But at least if you pull it, you won't also rip open perforated edges on your skin.
[ If Alan is starting to think that humanity eventually decided stitches are super unsafe and unhygienic, he'd be correct. ]
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[ Given that John's complaints have largely been about how medicine is practiced here, locally. Imagine there'd be a lot to talk about for what happens in the future. ]
Even if it is "just chemistry".
[ Bruce knows the apothecaries for more than needing to expose himself to their drugs, he's substituted several types of pharmaceuticals using as many of the local ingredients as possible. Better painkillers, sleep aids — his own anti-anxiety meds are safely replenished when all of that was done. ]
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Alright, tiger. [ It should sound flirtatious; it doesn't. ] Sit still for a few minutes to let it cure. Shouldn't take so long on any smaller ones.
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[ His phone is securely in a pocket on his belt, a quick unlock and Jim's pings with a new message to John's inbox. ]
No, that's enough. They'll heal.
[ suspiciously?? quickly?? He can't justify using this when they're going to seal up the moment he's in the same room as Diana. ]
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[ You weirdo is silently implied.
And so, Jim is just ... going to clean up, now, because it's not like tall dark and spooky came to socialize. (It's also not like Jim doesn't still think he's pretty cute FOR THE RECORD he's just not that kind of guy when someone is radiating Fuck Off. This is only slightly a mixed signal, for how much Jim recognizes competency.) ]
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[ Shit. Feelings are an instant bye, Bruce is gone when Jim turns around. ]