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Who: John Sheppard, Ianto Jones & TJ!
What:Florida California Man introduces air-force medic to his roommate
When: Early in the month, when the new folk are waking up!
Where: Mess hall!
Warning(s): N/A
John had deferred the giant mech adventure for now -- since TJ was new and all, and it seemed like there was probably a lot of context and... general local information that might be beneficial to go over before plunging down in a time-frozen dystopia to tidy up after a dragon.
He's been evasive, which he feels a little bad about but overall he's not... quite sure he wants to open with 'oh, yeah, I was a branch of the US military which did space travel' right off the bat. It's meant to be classified, and sure he's... reasonably sure all that stuff no longer applies when Earth, New Lantea and probably all the other off-world bases have been eaten by the storm but --
But it's just such a long conversation, and people ask questions and he's tired and just wants to be normal for five minutes. So he's briefly mentioned Antarctica, Afghanistan, a vague summary of how he's flown in every continent and is currently idly going through 'my first adventure with the Natha' over a cup of tea and a plate of cheesy fries.
"So they finally beam us down to the planet," John is saying, "And this guy Voss is giving this twenty minute speech on how the Light of Thesa is a blessing or something and Thesa is a goddess who watches over them -- and I'm pretty sure the light is the teleport. But -- we're not meant to say, right? We've got to blend in. Pretend we're just local refugees even if we're all mismatched and weird. So --"
He pauses to take a sip of his drink, then something in his expression changes and he begins waving at someone behind TJ.
"Hey! There you are! TJ, this is Ianto Jones! Ianto, First Lieutenant Tamara Johansen -- Air Force. I was just giving her the delightful story of our first adventure out on the surface." Which was... definitely memorable, but John hasn't actually gone over all the more memorable bits and was probably planning to skip those. He glances back at TJ and flicks an idle smile. "Ianto's my roommate, he's in charge of telling me no. Ianto, sit!"
Apparently the 'no' part doesn't apply to things like diet choices. So Ianto should join them and eat more cheesy fries! They're in the middle of the table for a reason.
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When: Early in the month, when the new folk are waking up!
Where: Mess hall!
Warning(s): N/A
John had deferred the giant mech adventure for now -- since TJ was new and all, and it seemed like there was probably a lot of context and... general local information that might be beneficial to go over before plunging down in a time-frozen dystopia to tidy up after a dragon.
He's been evasive, which he feels a little bad about but overall he's not... quite sure he wants to open with 'oh, yeah, I was a branch of the US military which did space travel' right off the bat. It's meant to be classified, and sure he's... reasonably sure all that stuff no longer applies when Earth, New Lantea and probably all the other off-world bases have been eaten by the storm but --
But it's just such a long conversation, and people ask questions and he's tired and just wants to be normal for five minutes. So he's briefly mentioned Antarctica, Afghanistan, a vague summary of how he's flown in every continent and is currently idly going through 'my first adventure with the Natha' over a cup of tea and a plate of cheesy fries.
"So they finally beam us down to the planet," John is saying, "And this guy Voss is giving this twenty minute speech on how the Light of Thesa is a blessing or something and Thesa is a goddess who watches over them -- and I'm pretty sure the light is the teleport. But -- we're not meant to say, right? We've got to blend in. Pretend we're just local refugees even if we're all mismatched and weird. So --"
He pauses to take a sip of his drink, then something in his expression changes and he begins waving at someone behind TJ.
"Hey! There you are! TJ, this is Ianto Jones! Ianto, First Lieutenant Tamara Johansen -- Air Force. I was just giving her the delightful story of our first adventure out on the surface." Which was... definitely memorable, but John hasn't actually gone over all the more memorable bits and was probably planning to skip those. He glances back at TJ and flicks an idle smile. "Ianto's my roommate, he's in charge of telling me no. Ianto, sit!"
Apparently the 'no' part doesn't apply to things like diet choices. So Ianto should join them and eat more cheesy fries! They're in the middle of the table for a reason.
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You know, the way stories are meant to be told! Voss was their first experience planet side, and he was trying to get TJ caught up. So going through all of the initial stuff seemed like a good idea. So shoot him.
"If you think you can do better with the storytelling be my guest, it'll give me time to finish my tea."
As well as eat more of the fries. He snags another and gives Ianto a smug grin. Go on then, Ianto, well volunteered. You continue the storytelling, then.
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Wipe that smug grin off your face, John. You're not the only one who can be smart. He reaches for his mug to take another sip of his coffee before he thinks back on where to start. "Well, first they beamed us down and made us listen to that quack, and then they sent us into the jungle just in time for the Storm to stir the weather into a frenzy on us." He glances aside at John just in case he has anything to say on the matter as he continues to add, "Followed by reality itself, I suppose you could say."
Is he doing it right so far?
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As Ianto goes on, she props her chin in her hand and listens intently to what he's saying; it all seems to go with what Colonel Sheppard has said and, again, the banter makes her smile as she looks between the two men.
"Reality?"
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Which are, by the way, real food. John also appears to have a bottomless stomach when it comes to them, so he's just going to keep eating.
"Anyway, the storm he's talking about is the Capital-S Storm, the big one that wipes out planets. Somehow it has residual effects here, even though we're allegedly safe from the thing. Apparently those include weird weather and making you see things that aren't there."
Which John is generally tired of. He's had enough things messing with his head to last a lifetime.
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"Yes, we had a lovely time stumbling through what I know are some of my favorite memories, I don't know about you?" he comments, sardonically. He doesn't know about John but he would rather have not re-experienced that particular moment in his life, if it could have been helped. He raises his coffee again to take another sip and hopes that they can be finished talking about that particular turn of events.
"I suppose by comparison we might have had it easy, though," he replies. "Apparently when the tensions were high between the cities they actually shot one of the drop ships down."
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While Ianto speaks fluent sarcasm, TJ waits patiently for him to get it out of his system and wonders if those memories are going to be shared. When he doesn't elaborate, she takes a breath.
"Who's 'they'?" If there are enemies, she wants to know who she's looking out for. She glances at John. "Were there a lot of casualties?"
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"Not as far as I know. Think it was a case of mistaken identity -- Wyver thought it was Olympia doing something and vice versa, so everyone shot at it just in case."
You know. Typical war zone stupidity, everyone jumpy with their weapons.
"Anyway, in comparison we had a relatively charming time being cold and upset and wooed with pamphlets, then we both ended up going to a party. Free snacks."
Listen, it's not that he's obsessed with food. He just really likes free food. Free food is important if it's good.
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Of course John would go on to talk about the Coalition and the food, though. He definitely has an obsession with food. Ianto called him out on it once and he got sensitive about it so he knows not to do that again, but he gives the other man a look as if to suggest that he's doing it again. And no, he won't mention the drinking contest you got yourself into either, John. That's entirely on you.
"It was a Peace Coalition," Ianto corrects. "Put together with the leaders of both cities to mend bridges after all the tension before then. It seems to be holding so far, you know. Fanatics notwithstanding. Which is where the dragon comes in, I suppose."
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"The dragon."
She'd heard bits and pieces and then seen photos of the destruction when she'd sat down in the mech, but the whole story seemed to be lacking. "What happened with the dragon?"
The question is aimed at John because, putting the fact that he's in the military aside, there's something about him that screams being in the mix no matter what. She's known a few men like that in her day and he fits right in.
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"Kind of complicated," he begins -- evasive, uncomfortable. He doesn't really know why. He could easily skim over the details without really telling her everything, he's good at doing that. It's just still too sore. You can't honestly blame yourself for what happened out there, Ianto had said to him, but he can and he still does. He picks up his tea again to give himself a reason not to expand, takes a slow sip.
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"The two cities. In a demonstration of good faith, they decided to give each other back one specific important artifact each they'd been holding of the other culture, a spoil of war. Wyver planning to send Nithor's skull back to Olympia. And Olympia planning to send Ysverai's heart back to Wyver." He tries to disguise another look at John as an attempt to see whether he's getting this right, but John will know he's mostly checking in on him.
"Both of the transports were set upon by bandits, but in the end they only stole the heart. The dragon's heart. Their leader -- Raysc, the estranged son of the king of Wyver -- got it in his head that his father was getting too soft, with all these dealings with Olympia. So he decided he'd raise a dragon from the dead and make life a little more exciting for all of us." He reaches for his coffee and pauses to take a sip. "He got eaten by it of course. And now here we are all on the station because as it turns out, undead dragons are exceptionally difficult to dispose of."
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As subtle as Ianto wants to be, she catches the glance at John and doesn't follow it, much as she wants to. Something more happened there, but now isn't the time to satiate that curiosity and she focuses on what he's saying.
"So, how do people dispose of an undead dragon?" The question is posed to Ianto for several reasons; he's answered her questions so far and she's not entirely sure the Colonel is capable of answering.
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He's just saying. John sets his mug down on the table and turns it slowly. He's mostly keeping himself in check, just still a little tense -- like he's annoyed about it. Which he is, on some level. Annoyed by the way it all went. Annoyed that the Natha still haven't really explained why they vanished, or why they came back at that specific moment. A little earlier would have been great, really.
"It's not dead, the Natha just... showed back up and kinda... stopped time or something, that's why there's pictures of it on all the screens. Monitoring, I guess in case whatever they've done breaks."
In case the dragon bursts back into life. Which... hopefully it doesn't, since John hasn't come up with any new genius ideas in the last little while.
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"I'm not sure that they've really given us an answer as to what they're planning to do about it," he elaborates. "Even now, we're supposed to head to, what. This secret city? Or at least a city that they've not decided to give us any information about. And investigate why they couldn't see the problem with the dragon coming in the first. But this whole next step of their has got nothing to do with solving the actual problem that I can see, anyway."
So they're, what? Just supposed to trust that it will happen? Ianto would beg to differ.
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"So, no one knows if this thing is gonna come back to life any time soon," TJ finishes, settling a little in her chair. Honestly, she's a little tired of being stuck places without a lot of answers. She's totally on Ianto's side regarding trust issues and gives a little sigh.
Looking around at the various food, she wonders if it's worth it to try something other than fries before posing another question.
"So, that's how you two met? The big speech?"
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Which is both true and not true, he definitely made the suggestion but really went anywhere. John just talks a lot and likes to invent ideas to fill space. If you don't have anything to do because you're stuck on a ship and wish you could order take-out, why not theorise about the viability of an intergalactic take-out business?
"Getting transport for it has been kind of a sticking point."
John still hasn't persuaded the Natha to give him back a puddle-jumper. One day, though.
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"I don't think you ever really outlined my part in this venture," he points out. "But we did meet on Thesa and go for drinks. Rather a bit like this, actually." He gestures to their table, quirking a wry smile at them before sitting back in his chair himself and asking, "How did the pair of you meet each other then?" He pauses for a beat before adding, because it's a point he has to wonder, the fact that they are both Air Force after all, "You, ehm. You did just meet here...? On the station, I mean?"
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"Have a lot of experience with intergalactic take out businesses, do you?" Mostly, it reminded her of the Destiny, a lack of food, and how nowhere they'd stopped (ever) had anything resembling take out. She would have happily committed a crime for good Chinese food by the end.
Listening to the two of them banter was becoming a highlight of her arrival. Shaking her head at Ianto, she motioned to John and said, "Actually, he found me in a giant robot, about to do something I probably couldn't." It was an easy admission. "But, yeah. We just met here."
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"You were always a buzzkill. You never believed in me." Then, to TJ -- "You can tell when a man has never been without take-out for longer than a month at most. They don't get it."
Get the importance of intergalactic take-out. They could make a killing! People get desperate for good food! Never take food delivery for granted, life without choice is terrible -- especially when you're limited to rationed military food mixed with splashes of local cuisine.
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"Some of us chose to keep our feet firmly planted on the ground in sensible places, thank you very much," Ianto replies, well aware the quip applies to both their situations. But seriously, John, Antarctica.
And for that matter, "Are you certain that you hadn't caught him doing something that he probably shouldn't in a giant robot?" He raises an eyebrow at the other man over the rim of his mug as he takes another healthy sip. Oh yes, John, he knows you. This wasn't the Gundam, was it?
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She's not answering the second half of the question; John had agreed rather quickly to help her do something she probably couldn't, but had redeemed them both by suggesting food, so she didn't think it should count against him. Besides, she figures she's learned more in this conversation than she ever would have earlier - despite the potential for being in John's memories.
Raising her own eyebrows at the man in question, she lifts her cup and mimics Ianto's pose, though her expression comes off more owl-eyed innocence. Or, at least that's what she's trying for.
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"You're teaming up now? That's not fair!"
It's about as far from fair as you can get! He picks his tea back up and takes a slow sip, levelling thoughtful glower at Ianto.
"You know I could lock you out of our room, right?"
Probably. He's never actually tried to override the locks but he's pretty sure with effort he could.
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"I would have thought it's rather a hazard of the job, being a pilot," Ianto replies, glancing between the pair of them -- watch it, John, if you don't like them talking about you maybe you could actually answer your own questions for a change, there's a novel idea.
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"No one's getting locked out," TJ says with another shake of her head and a slight roll of her eyes. Then she looks at John. "So, you said no transport? They don't have a ship," not the word she meant to use, "or a plane available for your galactic takeout service?"
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He gestures expansively, grabs a few fries off the plate and pointedly moves it a few inches away from Ianto again as he sets his tea down.
"Thought maybe we could all move past that, seeing how they wanted out help and all. What's the point in waking people up if you won't let them do anything?"
These subtle threats are not over, Ianto Jones. You are being warned.
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