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[competing]

Who: jyn (insurgent), lance (competing), & rhys (rhygret)
What: just some friends, treating themselves
When: idk... time is a construct
Where: red light district but like. not like that.
Warning(s): two dumb boys being dumb boys ig


And then she was like "Excuse me, he's with me." and I was like ohsnaaaap—

[ it's the middle of the day in the middle of the week, meaning it's been pretty slow at the local spa resort but luckily (?) for the workers here, lance has taken it upon himself to make enough noise to make up a full house. currently, he's excitedly (and dramatically, complete with voices and all) regaling the story of how he and jyn first met, while he, jyn, and rhys sit face-down along massage beds, getting all the kinks and tension worked out of their backs by some very polite, but also very buff men in bowties and speedos. (it's only weird if you make it weird, okay.) ]

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[rhygret]

[ Definitely, totally nothing at all weird about getting a massage from a bunch of buff men in speedos and bowties. This is basically the very definition of how a spa day should be, and Rhys for one is soaking it up. Yeah maybe he was a little weirded out at first but Juan here? Juan has magic hands and he's effectively turned Rhys into a pile of happy putty beneath them. ]

Sounds like you two had a bit of an adventure. I'm almost jealous--I had to get beaten up by psychic spiders to get Jyn to warm up to me.

[ Okay that's not exactly why that happened but shush. ]