Catch All

[colorature]

Who: Diva (colorature) & Various
What: Catchall for September/October
When: September/October
Where: Various
Warning(s): Will update as needed.

Comments

[colorature]

Hehe, thanks...my dress is pretty cute, right?

<sub>[Wink wonk.

If there's one thing Diva is it isn't humble. She knows she's hot shit and loves being complimented, so the fact Lance is doing just that has her batting her lashes at him, grin growing even wider. Closing the door behind her she steps out away from her and Solomon's little cottage, wasting no time in snagging one of Lance's hands to hold. With a swing she tugs him into action, in the direction they need to travel to get to the stables where their mounts currently reside.

Luckily it isn't too far of a walk to get to where they need to go, but that doesn't mean it'll be a short, silent trip. As they walk Diva's giving Lance a few glances up and down, quite deliberately checking him out, simply because of what he's wearing. She wasn't expecting him to dress up in gear like that. It's kind of...weird. Pretty futuristic and spacey. Then again didn't Lance say he fought aliens and all that jazz and was saving the universe?]</sub>

Your thighs might chaff in that, by the way. It looks good on you, but you might regret it.

[particlebarrier]

[But that's kind of what Lance likes about spending time with Diva. It's like being on a rollercoaster: you buckle in and go rocketing off for a ride.]

What in this armor? [He's smiling as he clasps her hand right back.] My paladin armor's protected me from way worse than a horse. Gunfire, bombs, robeasts -- you name it. [And though that list is actually... not even remotely funny if you really think about it, Lance says all of it with good humor.]

But it's nice of you to be worried about my thighs. [Teasing. Just a little.]

[colorature]

Of course I'm worried. You've nice ones.

_{[Yeah, no reason not to be blunt and skimpy with compliments. Might as well flatter where flattery's due, right?]}

You shouldn't underestimate a horse. They can be quite fickle. They're smart too.

_{[This is basically her way of saying try not to be an idiot around their future noble steed, lest you get kicked right off.]}

[particlebarrier]

[Oh that was... direct. It gets Lance to laugh though, giving her hand a squeeze.]

Aw, thanks Diva. You should look after your thighs, too.

[The leggings seem like they'd do less to keep skin from chafing, but then again... who knows. Maybe Diva has super skin to go with her super strength.]

Hey, maybe the horse shouldn't underestimate me.

[colorature]

I will, I will. You don't have to worry about me.

_{[Not that she doesn't like it though, being fawned over. Cue her literally sticking her leggie out. Because why not.]}

Here, this way, the stable's just up around the corner.

_{[And she's just going to tug him along, a bit of bounce to her step. When they do come to the front of the wooden building Diva wastes no time breaking free from Lance to hurry over to where the horses are. She's delighted and it shows on her face as she steps into the stable, looking for the perfect one to ride.]}

Did you want to ride your own? Or did you want to ride with me?

[particlebarrier]

Well someone's gotta look out for you!

[And if it's apparently not gonna be Diva, clearly that falls upon Lance by default. Seems logical. As they approach the stables though, Lance can't help grinning. He's never been inside a stable before (weirdly enough), but he likes animals and the horses seem friendly enough. ...Plus, Diva 's enthusiasm is infectious as ever.]

Weeeeell, riding with you'll probably make learning easier, right?

[This is in no way partially driven by wanting to sit close to her, nope.]

[colorature]

You really are my Hero, aren't you?

<sub>[He'll get a cheeky grin at the implication he'll be looking out for her. She can't be trusted to be left to her own devices for very long, after all. She's prone to menacing.

Once inside Diva wastes no time picking out a horse, a beautiful black mare with white tipped legs and a white mark on her nose. She seems docile enough and big enough the two of them should be able to sit on her back no problem.]</sub>

Yeah, it does, and if you get scared you can hang onto me. I'll let you.