[open] A D&D Extravaganza!

[rhygret]

Who: Rhys (rhygret) & everyone!
What: Bunkers & Badasses aka D&D!
When: Oct 7th
Where: A DARK AND MYSTERIOUS TAVERN aka it's an often-empty drink hall somewhere in town.
Warning(s): role-playing with elves on top of tables it's a gen log I swear


Welcome to Bunkers & Badasses!
This post will be broken up into 3 sections so that it's not just one giant wall of text with gifs:

The Meet & Greet will be for all your general mingling, arrivals, drinking, trolling, and B&B character introductions.

The Hook will be Rhys's start to the adventure where your characters begin playing as their characters and yes, it's as nerdy as it sounds. Goof off as much as you want here!

The Adventure will be the meat of the campaign where...basically anything you want happens! Combat, seduction, critical fails...all from the safety of your nerd dungeon. Want to fight a dragon? A band of orcs? SENTIENT ROCKS? This is where you want to be.

Wildcard: That said, you don't need to just use these prompts! You are free to make your own headers and starters at any time with stuff that may or may not be related to any of the above. You also don't need to reply to any of the above as a direct response; you can use them to launch your own prompts in those sections if you'd like!

Again, knowledge of how to play D&D isn't necessary. This is for fun and very bare-bones, so most of what Rhys will be doing is telling you how the environment/NPCs/monsters react to what your guys' character do! And also what they do themselves ICly...OOCly god that's going to get confusing. Basically just HAVE FUN, fake your rolls, cheat, threadhop, create your own starters, go wild! There is no established tagging order and I'll have Rhys drop into threads as necessary.

This post is open to anyone and everyone and you don't need to have responded to his IC post in order to play. Just tag in and have fun! The original OOC post can be found here!

As a note my timezone is JST and it's a little wonky, so feel free to just boomerang away and I'll do my very best to keep up! I'm posting this a bit early but I'll be around after a quick trip to the vet.

Comments

[unpromising]

[ Qrow came in here to have a good time (it'll be a nice break, that's for sure) and perhaps troll the shit out of the game master. He asked if people had to dress up, and the answer was no, so he's just in his usual clothing which includes a button-down shirt, pants, shoes, and his red tattered cape. Seriously, it's like a rag.

Once it's his turn to introduce himself, he slams his hand on the table and taps the table a few times to gather everyone's attention. ]

My name's Qrow.

[ That's it. That's his introduction. ]

My character is a sword and scythe-wielding gunsassin named... [ Shit. He pauses. He hasn't thought of a name yet??? ] Dove. [ NAILED IT. ] She's had a tough childhood, but she was picked up by the military to turn her into some kind of superweapon. Along the way, she met a man named Rhys. Good guy. Good boyfriend.

... Until he broke her heart. Said she wasn't good enough and that he had five other girlfriends, then left her out in the cold. Said all she was good for was her body.

[ The smile on his face disappears, and he taps the table again. ]

Now she's out for blood.

[rhygret]

[ THE LOOK OF UTTER HORROR ON RHYS'S FACE RIGHT NOW, I STG. ]

Oh. My. God, are you--?? From the network--?

[ YOU SAID YOU WERE A CHICK??? ]

Why am I an asshole in your backstory?!

[unpromising]

Surprise, surprise.

[ He shrugs his shoulders as a smug smirk graces his face. He even shakes his head like he's some kind of celebrity?? WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD TAKE CREDIT FOR PRETENDING TO BE A WOMAN ON THE INTERNET... ]

Don't believe everything you see on the network, kid.

[ May this be a lesson to you all. ]

And okay, okay -- how'd you like to break up with Dove?

[rhygret]

I'm twenty-seven, I'm, not some kid. And I'm not breaking up with your fictional character dude, that's weird! Especially after you pretended to be a girl the entire time we were talking.

[ Rhys crosses his arms over his chest stubbornly, because that's what almost-thirty-year-olds do. ]

[unpromising]

Right, right, my bad.

[ The dude's 39, everyone else is a kid tbh. ]

Just Rhys? Feels pretty boring without a pet name.

[ He's not going to talk about his character for now. There are more important things that need to be settled. ]

[rhygret]

[ Oh god, why this. He knew he should have banned this person forever after their talk on the network, now this is just getting embarrassing fast. He doesn't want a pet name?? ]

Yes, "just" Rhys. It's my name and I like it. I don't need a...pet name, thank you very much. It's great the way it is.

[unpromising]

[ Qrow nods a couple of times, all very slowly. All very mockingly. It's not intentional, at least. This is just the way he is. ]

No need to get ticked off, jeez. We're all friends here. [ A beat. ] And if I pretended I was a chick, it was all for good fun.

[ Because he definitely had a laugh from it. ]

[rhygret]

I'm pretty certain only one of us was having "fun" during all of that.

[ oh my god don't patronize him HE'S A GROWN MAN ]

[unpromising]

[ Godddd. Rhys is such a party pooper!! ]

Alright, alright. You want an apology?

[rhygret]

[ YOU MADE FANTASY!HIM A SKEEZE ]

That would be a nice start, yes.

[unpromising]

[ HE ASKED FOR IT. (Actually, he didn't.)

Qrow is a sport, at least! He's not a full on dick or anything. ]

M'sorry for picking on you. Let's start over, yeah?

[kissintime]

Pfhahah! [ oh man oh god. ] Man this Rhys sounds like a huge tool! How could he do something like that to Dove?! She gave him so much of herself!

[rhygret]

[ ERMES YOU SUCK SO HARD, RHYS IS JUST CROSSING HIS ARMS POINTEDLY OVER HIS CHEST ]

[kissintime]

[ MAYBE IF YOU BUMPED HER UP SEVERAL LEVELS BRO?? ]

[unpromising]

Some guys are like that. I'm just glad Rhys didn't put a baby in her.

[ DEAR GOD ]

[rhygret]

What the hell!!

[kissintime]

Oh man, are we sure about that? Maybe we gotta like, I dunno, roll a check for that? Roll for pregnancy test? Is that how this game works?!

[unpromising]

[ oh my god wtf is this

Even Qrow is pretty shocked by this. He doesn't want his character to be pregnant! ]

Let's just say that Rhys is infertile.

[rhygret]

Please stop.

[kissintime]

FUCK. YEAH.

[ and now she's just fucking double down laughing. she's so glad she came to this nerd party. ]

[rhygret]

[ HE HATES ALL OF YOU ]

[r3f4c70r3d]

Wow, Rhys. You're a jerk.

[rhygret]

That's not me--that's just! Some weird, very creepy imagination of a fictional me by a total asshole.

[r3f4c70r3d]

You're right, I can only imagine fictional you would be able to "score" one girlfriend, let alone five.

[rhygret]

I'm also not the kind of guy who'd have them all at once and cheat, thank you very much.